I twerked on him, and he came on my ass.

I was at my older sister's husband's birthday party; my sister had invited me, so I went to spend the day there. The party was great—loud music, plenty of drinks—but I ended up losing control. I drank way too much beer and really let loose; I started dancing, shouting, and shaking my butt. I happened to end up right next to my sister's husband and started grinding my butt against him. My sister saw this and got annoyed; she scolded me and dragged me into the living room. She kept complaining at me and told my nephew to keep an eye on me. I was still in a wild mood and wanted to go back out to the backyard, but my nephew stopped me. I said, "Let go of me! Let's go back to the party!" My nephew replied, "Auntie, stop! Mom is really upset with you. If you go back out there, she's going to kick you out of the house." I pleaded, "I'll behave, I promise! Just let me go—I want to dance some more." My nephew wouldn't let me; instead, he pulled my hand toward the sofa. "Auntie, you're drunk. W